masonmartins - Profile

i live vicariously through myself. i once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
i never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
i been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
i once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
my beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.
i'm a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.